I require a film agent/producer to turn my life story into a feature film. It will be the film of the year, decade, or possibly of the century. Some of what's entailed in it are... my climb up the London Eye (the only guy to have done so), how I shut down Tower Bridge for a week (prosecuted and found not guilty), when I twice infiltrated the police during their persecution of me spanning three decades and obtained evidence to prove this, a conspiracy between the police and a tabloid to murder me, when I attacked BBC broadcasting house twice - allegedly causing tens of thousands of pounds of damage - and was never even charged, my seven London demonstrations lasting over two weeks at a combined height of over 1,000 ft, five malicious prosecutions ran against me in a 17 month period - with me being acquitted in all five cases, the fifty-four-month kidnapping of my daughter (my only child)... and lots more.